We're Not Doing This At Dinner Shirt | Funny Thanksgiving Family Tee

WE'RE NOT DOING THIS AT DINNER. Somebody is going to bring it up between the rolls and the pie. This shirt gets in front of it.

Retro 70s cookbook plate — scalloped burnt-orange rim, gold ring, roast turkey center, crossed fork and knife, arched cream lettering. Looks like it came off a church recipe card. Says something else entirely.

Why this isn't a mall tee

• Designed in-house — not a mall-rack reprint
• Soft ringspun cotton, 4.2 oz — side-seamed, pre-shrunk, true unisex fit
• Print bonded into the fabric, not sitting on top of it — it won't crack or peel
• Printed and shipped from the USA

Fit

Unisex retail fit, true to size. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look, size down for fitted.

Size chart (inches)

S 28 long / 18 wide · M 29 / 20 · L 30 / 22 · XL 31 / 24 · 2XL 32 / 26. Measured flat.

Perfect for

Thanksgiving, the family group chat, holiday hosting, and anyone who would rather eat in peace.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.

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