The Spider Stays Shirt | Funny Spider Ultimatum Tee

THE SPIDER STAYS. He showed up three weeks ago, picked a corner, and honestly? He handles the other bugs. This is his house now too.

Heavy stencil type with a hard red bar — and one tiny spider dangling off the S — high contrast, reads across the room, on a black tee that goes with everything because it's black.

Why this isn't a mall tee

• Designed in-house — not a mall-rack reprint
• Soft ringspun cotton, 4.2 oz — side-seamed, pre-shrunk, true unisex fit
• Print bonded into the fabric, not sitting on top of it — it won't crack or peel
• Printed and shipped from the USA

Fit

Unisex retail fit, true to size. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look, size down for fitted.

Size chart (inches)

S 28 long / 18 wide · M 29 / 20 · L 30 / 22 · XL 31 / 24 · 2XL 32 / 26. Measured flat.

Perfect for

Roommate standoffs, people who name the house spider, bug-truce households, and everyone who says "he's not hurting anybody."

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.

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