
No Group Costume Shirt | Funny Anti Group Costume Halloween Tee
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NO. I'M NOT DOING A GROUP COSTUME. You already know what they're going to suggest. You already know who's going to be the least-effort character. This shirt answers the group chat before it starts.
Distressed vintage horror-poster type in bone cream, four costume silhouettes in burnt orange, one enormous X slashed straight through them. Reads from across a party.
Why this isn't a mall tee
- Designed in-house — not a mall-rack reprint
- Soft ringspun cotton, 4.2 oz — side-seamed, pre-shrunk, true unisex fit
- Print bonded into the fabric, not sitting on top of it — it won't crack or peel
- Printed and shipped from the USA
Fit
Unisex retail fit, true to size. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look, size down for fitted.
Size chart (inches)
S 28 long / 18 wide · M 29 / 20 · L 30 / 22 · XL 31 / 24 · 2XL 32 / 26. Measured flat.
Perfect for
The one friend who opts out, Halloween parties you got guilted into, office costume day, and anyone whose costume is a shirt that says they're not wearing a costume.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
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