Funny Dog Shirt | He Is Not Allowed On The Couch Tee
2 OF THESE FOR $60
3 of these for $90. $9.98 off any 2 tees, 14% off 3 or more — applied automatically at checkout
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The Situation
He is not allowed on the couch. He is on the couch. Every dog house has this rule, and every dog has read it as a suggestion.
A woodcut shaggy dog sound asleep across a teal three-seat sofa, in cream, mustard and teal ink.
Why this isn't a mall tee
- Designed in-house — not a mall-rack reprint
- Soft ringspun cotton, 4.2 oz — side-seamed, pre-shrunk, true unisex fit
- Designed, printed and packed to order — nothing sits in a warehouse
Fit
Unisex retail fit, true to size. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look, size down for fitted.
Size chart (inches)
S 28 long / 18 wide · M 29 / 20 · L 30 / 22 · XL 31 / 24 · 2XL 32 / 26 · 3XL 33 / 28. Measured flat.
Shipping
Ships in 10 business days.
Perfect for
Grab it for the dog mom or dog dad whose house rules lost to a 60-pound negotiator.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
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Size & Fit
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Measured flat, garment laid down. Length is collar seam to hem.
| Fabric | 4.2 oz ringspun cotton |
| Build | Side-seamed, pre-shrunk |
| Fit | True unisex retail |
| Shipping | Ships in 10 business days |
| Care | Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low |




