Funny Dog Shirt | We Are On His Schedule Now Tee
2 OF THESE FOR $60
3 of these for $90. $9.98 off any 2 tees, 14% off 3 or more — applied automatically at checkout
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The Situation
We are on his schedule now. Breakfast at six, walk at seven, dinner the second the clock looks close. Nobody voted on this.
A woodcut dog sitting beside a vintage wall clock with a bone in its mouth, in cream, tomato red and tan ink.
Why this isn't a mall tee
- Designed in-house — not a mall-rack reprint
- Soft ringspun cotton, 4.2 oz — side-seamed, pre-shrunk, true unisex fit
- Designed, printed and packed to order — nothing sits in a warehouse
Fit
Unisex retail fit, true to size. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look, size down for fitted.
Size chart (inches)
S 28 long / 18 wide · M 29 / 20 · L 30 / 22 · XL 31 / 24 · 2XL 32 / 26 · 3XL 33 / 28. Measured flat.
Shipping
Ships in 10 business days.
Perfect for
For the new dog parent, or anyone whose whole day now runs around one very punctual dog.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
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Size & Fit
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Measured flat, garment laid down. Length is collar seam to hem.
| Fabric | 4.2 oz ringspun cotton |
| Build | Side-seamed, pre-shrunk |
| Fit | True unisex retail |
| Shipping | Ships in 10 business days |
| Care | Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low |
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