The Couch Is Load-Bearing Tee
$34.99
ANY 3 TEES FOR $90 — AUTOMATIC AT CHECKOUT
Soft Ringspun CottonSide-Seamed FitDouble-Needle Hems
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The Situation
Do not move it. The whole room is resting on it.
A sofa holding up two fluted stone columns and a stadium roof truss.
Why this isn't a mall tee
- Designed in-house — not a mall-rack reprint
- Soft ringspun cotton, 4.2 oz — side-seamed, pre-shrunk, true unisex fit
- Designed, printed and packed to order — nothing sits in a warehouse
Fit
Unisex retail fit, true to size. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look, size down for fitted.
Size chart (inches)
S 28 long / 18 wide · M 29 / 20 · L 30 / 22 · XL 31 / 24 · 2XL 32 / 26 · 3XL 33 / 28. Measured flat.
Shipping
Ships in 10 business days.
Perfect for
The person whose spot on the couch is not up for discussion. Good gift for the committed spectator.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
✓ Secure checkout · ✓ 30-day returns · ✓ Ships in 10 business days · ✓ Free shipping on every order
Size & Fit
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Measured flat, garment laid down. Length is collar seam to hem.
| Fabric | 4.2 oz ringspun cotton |
| Build | Side-seamed, pre-shrunk |
| Fit | True unisex retail |
| Shipping | Ships in 10 business days |
| Care | Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low |
Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look, size down for fitted.
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