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Penalty Merchant Funny Soccer Shirt - Football Fan Tee
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- ✓ 30-day returns
- ✓ Printed in the USA
- ✓ Free shipping over $60
Product Details
Some players score goals. This one wins penalties.
A loud, distressed tribute to the dark art of going down in the box. Penalty Merchant, stamped big and bold across the chest with a worn vintage finish - the perfect wind-up for the group chat, the pub, and every ref who pointed to the spot.
What you get
- Soft, ringspun cotton — relaxed unisex fit
- True to size (S, M, L, XL, 2XL)
- Bold full-front graphic, centered chest
- Classic white tee — clean canvas that makes the print pop
- Printed in the USA, holds up wash after wash
Perfect for
Match days, five-a-side, the sports bar, World Cup watch parties, and anyone who argues about VAR for a living.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
Secure checkout · 30-day returns · Printed in USA · Free shipping over $60
Shipping & Returns
Ships within 3–5 business days. Free shipping on orders over $60. Returns accepted within 30 days for unworn items.
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Premium ringspun cotton, printed and shipped right here in the States.
Fit not right? Send it back within 30 days. No stress, no runaround.
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