Dad Est. 2026 Owl Hoodie
The hoodie he'll live in through the 3 AM feeds.
The hoodie he'll live in through the 3 AM feeds.
His size: lay one of his hoodies flat, measure armpit to armpit, and match it to Size & Fit below. Size up for roomy.
Print problem: send a photo within 30 days and we replace or refund it. Nothing to mail back.
Returns: 30 days for anything unworn.
Made for new dads on night duty, from the partner or parents who know how little he sleeps.
Pair it with anything
Ships free on orders $50+
- Free shipping on orders $50+
- Applied at checkout, no code
Printed to order · most orders arrive in about a week
The hoodie itself
Gildan 18500 blank
The Situation
Tee + hoodie set $79 · Free shipping over $50 · Order by Dec 3 for Christmas
New dad. Same coffee. Less sleep. An illustrated owl dad holding his mug, with DAD EST. 2026 underneath. The warm one he pulls on for every 3 AM feed, from his partner or his parents.
Price and value
$59.99 for a heavy blend hoodie printed to order for him, and at that price US shipping is free on its own. Add the matching DAD EST. 2026 tee and the set is $79 instead of $94.98. It comes off at checkout, no code.
The hoodie and the print
Gildan 18500 heavy blend: 50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8 oz, with a double-lined hood and a front pouch pocket. Wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print sharp. If it arrives misprinted or damaged, send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace or refund it. No need to mail it back.
Finding his size
Unisex sizes S to 3XL in Black, classic roomy fit. Lay one of his hoodies flat, measure armpit to armpit, and match it to the chart in Size & Fit. Want it extra roomy? Size up.
Christmas delivery
Every piece is printed after you order and ships within 10 business days, with tracking. USPS's last ground shipping day for Christmas is Dec 17, so order by Dec 3 to be safe. Orders often ship sooner, but plan on the full 10. You can ship it straight to him at checkout.
Returns
You have 30 days after delivery to return it unworn and unwashed. Email trendingchronically@gmail.com first and we'll send return instructions. Full terms are in our refund policy.
Size & Fit
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (in) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Width (in) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
Measured flat, garment laid down. Length is collar seam to hem.
| Fabric | 50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8.0 oz/yd² |
| Build | Double-lined hood, front pouch pocket |
| Yarn | Air-jet spun — softer, less pilling |
| Fit | True unisex retail |
| Shipping | Ships in 10 business days |
| Care | Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low |
Make it 2 for $60 or 3 for $90
Any tees count toward 2 for $60 or 3 for $90, applied in your cart automatically. Free shipping on 2+ tees.
