In Case Of Emergency Panic Shirt | Funny Gag Gift Tee
ANY 3 TEES FOR $90 — AUTOMATIC AT CHECKOUT
The Situation
In case of emergency, panic. Do not remain calm. That has never once worked for anybody.
A cream emergency placard with amber hazard hatching across the top and bottom and four red rivets holding it down.
Why this isn't a mall tee
- Designed in-house — not a mall-rack reprint
- Soft ringspun cotton, 4.2 oz — side-seamed, pre-shrunk, true unisex fit
- Three colourways: black, navy, dark grey heather
Fit
Unisex retail fit, true to size. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look, size down for fitted.
Size chart (inches)
S 28 long / 18 wide · M 29 / 20 · L 30 / 22 · XL 31 / 24 · 2XL 32 / 26 · 3XL 33 / 28. Measured flat.
Shipping
Ships in 10 business days. Free shipping on every US order.
Perfect for
The one who spirals first. Coworkers, group projects, and anyone who has ever opened an email at 11pm.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
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Size & Fit
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Measured flat, garment laid down. Length is collar seam to hem.
| Fabric | 4.2 oz ringspun cotton |
| Build | Side-seamed, pre-shrunk |
| Fit | True unisex retail |
| Shipping | Ships in 10 business days |
| Care | Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low |




