Funny Retirement Shirt | Raked Once Retired Tee
ANY 3 TEES FOR $90 — AUTOMATIC AT CHECKOUT
The Situation
One pile. That was the whole career.
A leaf rake leaning against one heaped pile of fallen leaves.
Why this isn't a mall tee
- Designed in-house — not a mall-rack reprint
- Soft ringspun cotton, 4.2 oz — side-seamed, pre-shrunk, true unisex fit
- Direct-to-garment print, front only
- Black, navy and dark grey heather, S through 3XL
Fit
Unisex retail fit, true to size. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look, size down for fitted.
Size chart (inches)
S 28 long / 18 wide · M 29 / 20 · L 30 / 22 · XL 31 / 24 · 2XL 32 / 26 · 3XL 33 / 28. Measured flat.
Shipping
Ships in 10 business days. Free shipping on every US order.
Perfect for
Homeowners in October, the dad who did one lap of the yard, and anyone giving a retirement gift with a straight face.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
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Size & Fit
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Measured flat, garment laid down. Length is collar seam to hem.
| Fabric | 4.2 oz ringspun cotton |
| Build | Side-seamed, pre-shrunk |
| Fit | True unisex retail |
| Shipping | Ships in 10 business days |
| Care | Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low |




