Funny Plant Shirt | Planted Against My Will Tee
ANY 3 TEES FOR $90 — AUTOMATIC AT CHECKOUT
The Situation
You didn't pick the pot. You didn't pick the window. Somebody put you here, walked off, and the growing is somehow still your job. Bloom where you're planted assumes you had a say in the planting.
A drooping houseplant with its leaves hanging over the rim of a cracked terracotta pot — heavy woodcut linework in cream, clay and charcoal.
Why this isn't a mall tee
- Designed in-house — not a mall-rack reprint
- Soft ringspun cotton, 4.2 oz — side-seamed, pre-shrunk, true unisex fit
Fit
Unisex retail fit, true to size. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look, size down for fitted.
Size chart (inches)
S 28 long / 18 wide · M 29 / 20 · L 30 / 22 · XL 31 / 24 · 2XL 32 / 26 · 3XL 33 / 28. Measured flat.
Perfect for
Plant people who keep killing plants. Anyone reorganised onto a team they didn't choose, transplanted to a city they didn't pick, or sat at a desk somebody else assigned them.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
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Size & Fit
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Measured flat, garment laid down. Length is collar seam to hem.
| Fabric | 4.2 oz ringspun cotton |
| Build | Side-seamed, pre-shrunk |
| Fit | True unisex retail |
| Shipping | Ships in 10 business days |
| Care | Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low |
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