Skeleton Plant Parent
2 for $60 · 3 for $90 · free shipping on 2+ tees
2 FOR $60 · 3 FOR $90
Mix and match any tees — applied automatically at checkout, no code
FREE SHIPPING ON 2+ TEES
Ships in 10 business days
Pair it — 2 tees $60 or less
Mix and match any tees — applied automatically at checkout, no code
The Situation
Long gone. Plants still thriving. A skeleton in a sun hat waters the monstera like nothing happened.
A vintage botanical cartoon of a skeleton in an apron and straw hat with a watering can, surrounded by a monstera, snake plant, pothos, cacti and fern in peach pots.
Why this isn't a mall tee
- Designed in-house — not a mall-rack reprint
- Soft ringspun cotton, 4.2 oz — side-seamed, pre-shrunk, true unisex fit
- Designed, printed and packed to order — nothing sits in a warehouse
Fit
Unisex retail fit, true to size. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look, size down for fitted.
Size chart (inches)
S 28 long / 18 wide · M 29 / 20 · L 30 / 22 · XL 31 / 24 · 2XL 32 / 26 · 3XL 33 / 28. Measured flat.
Shipping
Ships in 10 business days.
Perfect for
For the plant parent with forty pots on one windowsill, the friend who talks to their monstera, or anyone who would rather stay home with the plants.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
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Size & Fit
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Measured flat, garment laid down. Length is collar seam to hem.
| Fabric | 4.2 oz ringspun cotton |
| Build | Side-seamed, pre-shrunk |
| Fit | True unisex retail |
| Shipping | Ships in 10 business days |
| Care | Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low |







