Funny Owl Shirt | I Know Too Much About People Tee
ANY 3 TEES FOR $90 — AUTOMATIC AT CHECKOUT
The Situation
Complete strangers. Encyclopedic knowledge. The timeline hands it over unasked and there is no way to give it back.
An owl with wings spread perched on a phone, stars scattered around, in honey gold and pale sky woodcut linework.
Why this isn't a mall tee
- Designed in-house — not a mall-rack reprint
- Soft ringspun cotton, 4.2 oz — side-seamed, pre-shrunk, true unisex fit
- Designed, printed and packed to order — nothing sits in a warehouse
Fit
Unisex retail fit, true to size. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look, size down for fitted.
Size chart (inches)
S 28 long / 18 wide · M 29 / 20 · L 30 / 22 · XL 31 / 24 · 2XL 32 / 26 · 3XL 33 / 28. Measured flat.
Shipping
Ships in 10 business days.
Perfect for
Parasocial experts, timeline scholars, and anyone who can name a stranger's entire family.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
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Size & Fit
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Measured flat, garment laid down. Length is collar seam to hem.
| Fabric | 4.2 oz ringspun cotton |
| Build | Side-seamed, pre-shrunk |
| Fit | True unisex retail |
| Shipping | Ships in 10 business days |
| Care | Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low |




