Funny Opossum Shirt | None Of This Was Planned Tee
$34.99
ANY 3 TEES FOR $90 — AUTOMATIC AT CHECKOUT
Soft Ringspun CottonSide-Seamed FitDouble-Needle Hems
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The Situation
Nobody drew this up. It happened anyway.
Every step made sense at the time and the result is upside down in the lights.
What you get
- Front print: an opossum hanging in a string of festival bulbs it did not ask for
- Reads across a room and still reads at thumbnail size
- Unisex fit, S–3XL, in Black, Navy and Dark Grey Heather
Fit & fabric
Unisex Bella+Canvas 3001. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz, side-seamed, retail fit. Runs true to size — size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Shipping
Made to order. Ships in 10 business days. Free shipping on every US order, no minimum.
Printed one at a time when you order — nothing sits in a warehouse.
Colours: Black, Navy, Dark Grey Heather. Sizes S–3XL. Ships in 10 business days. Free US shipping.
Size & Fit
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Measured flat, garment laid down. Length is collar seam to hem.
| Fabric | 4.2 oz ringspun cotton |
| Build | Side-seamed, pre-shrunk |
| Fit | True unisex retail |
| Shipping | Ships in 10 business days |
| Care | Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low |
Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look, size down for fitted.
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