{"product_id":"funny-coffee-shirt-i-have-not-spoken-yet-tee","title":"Funny Coffee Shirt | I Have Not Spoken Yet Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo not start yet.\u003c\/strong\u003e The mug is still full and the day has not been agreed to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA woodcut diner mug with three ribbons of steam, printed big across the chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy this isn't a mall tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in-house — not a mall-rack reprint\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft ringspun cotton, 4.2 oz — side-seamed, pre-shrunk, true unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned, printed and packed to order — nothing sits in a warehouse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex retail fit, true to size. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look, size down for fitted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize chart (inches)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS 28 long \/ 18 wide · M 29 \/ 20 · L 30 \/ 22 · XL 31 \/ 24 · 2XL 32 \/ 26 · 3XL 33 \/ 28. Measured flat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShips in 10 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe one who answers in nods until the second cup. Works as a gift for anyone who is not a morning person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u0026amp;check; Secure checkout\u003c\/strong\u003e · \u003cstrong\u003e\u0026amp;check; 30-day returns\u003c\/strong\u003e · \u003cstrong\u003e\u0026amp;check; Ships in 10 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e · \u003cstrong\u003e\u0026amp;check; Free shipping on every order\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Trending Chronically","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49322239820027,"sku":"12469270489606537198","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":49322239852795,"sku":"23290977856318603666","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49322239885563,"sku":"13168756076000293046","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49322239918331,"sku":"15552923772999085052","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":49322239951099,"sku":"94509421093353602666","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49322239983867,"sku":"22707379016039632206","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49322240016635,"sku":"14125774213223679361","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":49322240049403,"sku":"28143288042821305481","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49322240082171,"sku":"25834637996455674474","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49322240114939,"sku":"11275604876850527725","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49322240147707,"sku":"11686343911201773411","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49322240180475,"sku":"20441085124531177077","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49322240213243,"sku":"15211886906951626062","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49322240246011,"sku":"22134677580202207931","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49322240278779,"sku":"11034506228806462689","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49322240311547,"sku":"17577752469299952783","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49322240344315,"sku":"97897777902774500400","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49322240377083,"sku":"32420434530760777363","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0805\/7221\/9643\/files\/hf_20260916_202717_a4bc1628-b051-4292-bef6-f4f7504ca05f.png?v=1789591007","url":"https:\/\/trendingchronically.com\/products\/funny-coffee-shirt-i-have-not-spoken-yet-tee","provider":"Trending Chronically","version":"1.0","type":"link"}