Funny Burnout Shirt | Sustainable Pace Tee
ANY 3 TEES FOR $90 — AUTOMATIC AT CHECKOUT
The Situation
You're not slowing down. You've just decided this rate of burning is fine. Same hours, same output, same quiet arithmetic about how much wax is left. Nobody has asked, so nobody has stopped it, and the word for that is sustainable.
A log burning at both ends inside a heavy oval frame, slumped into a spreading puddle underneath it — flat screen-print separations in cream, ember orange and charcoal.
Why this isn't a mall tee
- Designed in-house — not a mall-rack reprint
- Soft ringspun cotton, 4.2 oz — side-seamed, pre-shrunk, true unisex fit
Fit
Unisex retail fit, true to size. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look, size down for fitted.
Size chart (inches)
S 28 long / 18 wide · M 29 / 20 · L 30 / 22 · XL 31 / 24 · 2XL 32 / 26 · 3XL 33 / 28. Measured flat.
Perfect for
The one on the team who answers at 11pm and calls it a good week. Nurses on their fourth in a row, line cooks, teachers in October, and anyone who has been calling it a busy season for two years.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
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Size & Fit
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Measured flat, garment laid down. Length is collar seam to hem.
| Fabric | 4.2 oz ringspun cotton |
| Build | Side-seamed, pre-shrunk |
| Fit | True unisex retail |
| Shipping | Ships in 10 business days |
| Care | Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low |
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