Free Hand Lotion (Pump 5-10 Times) Shirt | Funny Gag Gift Tee
ANY 3 TEES FOR $90 — AUTOMATIC AT CHECKOUT
The Situation
It says free hand lotion. There is no dispenser and there is no lotion. That is the whole joke and it works every time.
A cream instruction plate with amber corner rivets and one extremely committed red arrow pointing straight down.
Why this isn't a mall tee
- Designed in-house — not a mall-rack reprint
- Soft ringspun cotton, 4.2 oz — side-seamed, pre-shrunk, true unisex fit
- Three colourways: black, navy, dark grey heather
Fit
Unisex retail fit, true to size. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look, size down for fitted.
Size chart (inches)
S 28 long / 18 wide · M 29 / 20 · L 30 / 22 · XL 31 / 24 · 2XL 32 / 26 · 3XL 33 / 28. Measured flat.
Shipping
Ships in 10 business days. Free shipping on every US order.
Perfect for
The friend who will absolutely wear it in public. White elephant, birthday, or any group chat that has already gone too far.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
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Size & Fit
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Measured flat, garment laid down. Length is collar seam to hem.
| Fabric | 4.2 oz ringspun cotton |
| Build | Side-seamed, pre-shrunk |
| Fit | True unisex retail |
| Shipping | Ships in 10 business days |
| Care | Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low |




