Do Not Buy This Shirt | Funny Reverse Psychology Tee
ANY 3 TEES FOR $90 — AUTOMATIC AT CHECKOUT
The Situation
Whatever you do, do not add this shirt to your cart.
Don't look at the hazard stripes. Don't admire the bold warning-label frame. Definitely don't imagine how many compliments it would farm at a party. This is not a test of your free will. (It is absolutely a test of your free will.)
Why this isn't a mall tee
- Designed in-house — not a mall-rack reprint
- Soft ringspun cotton, 4.2 oz — side-seamed, pre-shrunk, true unisex fit
Fit
Unisex retail fit, true to size. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look, size down for fitted.
Size chart (inches)
S 28 long / 18 wide · M 29 / 20 · L 30 / 22 · XL 31 / 24 · 2XL 32 / 26. Measured flat.
Perfect for
People who do the opposite of what they're told. Gag gifts and white elephant wins. The contrarian in the group chat. Anyone whose last purchase was also a dare.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
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Size & Fit
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Width (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
Measured flat, garment laid down. Length is collar seam to hem.
| Fabric | 4.2 oz ringspun cotton |
| Build | Side-seamed, pre-shrunk |
| Fit | True unisex retail |
| Shipping | Ships in 10 business days |
| Care | Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low |
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