Department of Crashing Out Shirt — Funny Meme Tee

For everyone currently filing paperwork with the Department of Crashing Out.

We made the badge official. A mock-municipal seal for the chronically overwhelmed — the shirt you reach for when the week already won but you showed up anyway. Soft and broken-in from the first wear.

What you get

• Soft, premium ringspun cotton — lightweight, holds its shape
• Unisex fit, true to size — S, M, L, XL, 2XL
• Bold mock-seal chest graphic, centered front
• Printed and shipped from the USA
• Built to hold up wash after wash — no cracking, no fading

Fit

Unisex fit. Model is 6'1" wearing a Medium. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, stay true for relaxed.

Perfect for

The group chat. Your one good shirt for bad weeks. Gifting the friend who's always “fine.” Anyone fluent in burnout humor.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print.

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Trends move fast. This one's printed and ready — grab it before the moment cools off.