Funny Zodiac Shirts

Funny Zodiac Shirts For People Who Bring Up Their Sign Unprompted

Funny zodiac shirts and astrology season tees for the people who mention their sign inside four minutes of meeting you and are, annoyingly, correct about it. One tee per season, one blunt line per sign.

Virgo season runs August 23 to September 22 — the sign that notices everything and says most of it. Leo season runs July 23 to August 22. Each one gets one line, and the line is the whole design.

Astrology Birthday Gifts That Don't Require A Chart

The joke works whether or not the person receiving it can read a birth chart. No rising sign knowledge required, no glossary, no explanation. That is deliberate — a birthday gift should land at the table in front of people who do not care about astrology at all.

Good for a birthday inside the season, a group gift for the friend who runs the group chart readings, or the person who has already told you what your Mercury placement means.

New Signs Each Season

Seasons roll every four weeks, and the shelf grows with them. Bookmark this page if your sign has not landed yet.

Shipping

Soft ringspun cotton, side-seamed, true unisex fit. Sizes S through 3XL. Free shipping on 2+ items, ships in 10 business days — order about three weeks before the birthday.

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